Please don't litter.
Neuter your pets!
Oppose the death penalty,
neuter your pets!
Paws to neuter!
Save lives, spay today!
Make life merry and gay,
spay or neuter that pet today!
The wise sterilize.
Stupid people shouldn't breed;
smart ones don't. Let us explain...
Neuter. Because all the
other answers are stupid.
Spay Now or Spay Stupid!
Who needs balls
when you got a great bone!
(from our friends at
FurryFolks.com)
Neuter is always in season.
Prevent a litter,
Fix your critter!
Neuter the tom, hither and yon.
Tummy Tucks are IN!
Responsible Pet Ownership:
The Choice is Yours
If you've got a screw loose, neuter it!
If you've got a hammer you don't need the other hardware.
Neuter. It's nothing to sneeze at.
Heuvos Son Para Tortillas Castre A Su Mascota
(Eggs Are For Omelettes, Neuter Your Pets)
FiFi NEEDS a tummy tuck!
Spay today!
Save a rug neuter your cat
Neuter and there's no more tom cat PU4U!
A round of paws to those
who neuter their pets!
Spay now or pay later, the interest is killing us.
Neuter & behoof!
* Be an organ donor,
neuter your pet!
Litter's just another word for trash.
One CAN have too many cats,
just ask the shelter!
Take the "Eu" out of Euthanasia,
neuter your pets!
Prevention is wiser than destruction.
Please neuter your pets.
Prevent unwanted animals.
It aint cool to use their tool!
Make neuter the rule!
Please close the door to the
kitten & puppy factories.
Neutering is our fix!
Beat the heat, neuter your pet.
A dog in heat needs more than shade!
Cats RULE! And neutered
cats measure up!
Unaltered cats are a HOWL,
and neuter is golden.
Spaying stops the spraying.
Spaying stops the slaying.
Cat's love to be mewtered!
Neutered cats are purrrrfect.
Altering our community,
one pet at a time.
1 cat minus 2 ovaries
is just purrrrfect!
They can't add but they
sure can multiply!
They can't add but they
sure can mutt-tiply!
We take care of the family jewels.
Hop on neutering your rabbit.
We Be Mr. Fix It!
Neut is cute!
Subtract two testicles for every four feet.
NeutersR US
We Be Neutered
Looking for a cheap spay??
Neuticles for the vain.
Is your dog catting around? Cut it out!
BOW! WOW! Neuter NOW!
If your cat is catting around dog 'em & neuter!
MEOW! MEOW! Neuter NOW!
Man, it is HOT, but neutering is a breeze
He who hesitates is rammed. Neuter first!
What if you had to pay your pet's child support?!
Sterile & proud!
Once fertile ground, now sterile.
He who doesn't snip is lost?
Snip and clip are hip
Clip, Clip & Snip, Snip....
its' Hip to neuter your pet!!
Snip, snip, clip clip.
Neuter's kewl, spay is hip!
Welcome to our SpaySalon
Come in and meet out Neuticians!
We specialize in snip & clip, chop & drop, because every neuter helps a
LOT!
We specialize in nip & tuck!
Low cost alterations!
Alter ego.
He who neuters first litters none.
Ottie Ovary, Freddie Felopian, Flossy the Floozy, Ima la Loose & Neut
Gingrich.
Yes we have no huevos!
Sterile & proud!
I'm a neuter tutor
Tutor to neuter!
Kiss me I'm neutered.
Spay & neuter is the kindest cut of all.
Neuter isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing!
Unity Against Euthanasia
Help us put the human back in humane, neuter your pets.
Help us put them in homes, not graves!
Killing litters is socially
unacceptable, please neuter your pets!
I'm a responsible breeder
I don't breed!
Why bother breeding if you
aren't going to evolve??
Much ado about neutering.
My mind is fertile with sterile ideas
Give your favorite vet a
nutcracker for Christmas, sweet!
A neuter a day keeps the litters away
When you let your pet have
litters guess who pays?
Ask us about how you can
be a Neuter Winner!
Want sterile ferals?
Ask us about OVABAN!
Don't let them get laid
until they get spayed!
Neutering is like catnip. Cut & dry.
If people were treating you like
garbage, we'd fight for you too!
Pet over-population is from pet
over-copulation! Neuter your pets!
Pet overpopulation isn't the end
of the world, unless you're
a puppy or a
kitten.
We will no longer kill your
mistakes and the casualties of your
irresponsibility. (Craig Brestrup)
Don't be such a sissy.
There are plenty of
RUDE, CRUDE, NEUTERED DUDES!
Contraceptive bullets -
we shoot to Neut
We're closing the door
to the kitten factory.
Free litters COST shelter
pets their lives.
It's Not Nice to Not Neuter!
My testicles are killing me!
Sir, your attachment to your dog's testicles is purely emotional.
The Surgeon General warn: Failure to spay neuter causes premature deaths!
(Tony LaRusa's ARF T-Shirt!)
Any cat will tell you,
"Neuter your dog!!"
Any dog will tell you,
"Neuter the darn cat!"
Neuter is my niche in life.
Life is a terrible thing to waste.
Neuter Your Pets!.
It is unconscionable for so much death
to result from so preventable a problem.
Our clinic is an inspay asylum.
Remember to dismember
A sterile computer wizard loves to cut and paste.
Cats can really get hissed off
when you don't neuter them!
Having a ball, wish you were here!
We're on the ball!
We're invited to balls!
Canine Cojones
We keep the ball rolling!
Testicle Terminator
Ovary Obliterator
Look Ma, no balls!
It takes balls to neuter your pet!
You don't need balls to be
in the swing of things.
If they're hanging high or low, they've got to go.
How they hanging? NOT!!
If you drop the ball,
I'll drop both of them.
Beer & GOOD Sports:
We play ball.
No penalties for
holding or clipping.
The penalty for breeding should be castration!
Neuter. For the guy with more than one bitch at home
2 balls & you're OUT!
Not neutering your pets
carries an offensive penalty.
Too blooming many litters?
We'll nip it in the Bud!
Your pet's breeding is
an illegal procedure.
Bases are loaded &
there are no more homes.
Neuter, it's a slam dunk on death
Fertile is fouls
Neuter Jokes:
Did you hear Captain Hook is neutered? He wiped himself with the wrong hand.
What did the Neuteress of the Night give the Lone Ranger for Christmas?
Silver's Balls
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Macho is sexy,
stupid isn't, neuter your pet!
Nutweizer. An intelligent beer
drinker with a neutered pet.
A beer drinker who's neutered
his pet is Nutweizer.
A six pack for a two pack!
Neuter. It's not a game
Shuffle down & get them neutered.
Catnasta if you don't neuter!
There's too many litters to deal with.
The shelter's got a full house.
I'm King/Queen of Spayeds
Play it safe, neuter for life.
We've got all the spayeds!
Don't gamble with pets lives,
neuter for health!
Deal a neuter card.
The numbers are against them. Neuter your pets.
Slap Jack if he won't neuter.
 Have a heart,
 join the club,
 spay (spade symbol) a pet during
 Diamond Deal Days.
Of Nuts & Idiots:
The Good Ol' Boy Nutwork
The Good Ol' Boy Neutwork
Two nuts short of another litter
Dairy Queen has been
crushing nuts for years.
All pets should sign
preNUTual Agreements
Don't be a nut case!
We're nuts!
Go nuts!
Go nads!
Equal Opportunity Vet
I'm an Equal Opportunity Neuteress
Clinics have mixed nuts!
I do mixed nuts!
Nutless but not gutless!
Got nuts? Go Nuts!
A neuterically correct home has no nuts, and no sluts.
Nut you see it
Nut you don't
Sexual Misconduct:
I'm neutered so, I'm not yo' momma!
Responsible fathers don't litter.
Every pet deserves a home.
Neuter yours, don't let them roam!
That dog putting on miles?
Neutering is a gas!
If you don't want your dog
to get the "runs", neuter!
Odds & Ends, Butts & Stuff:
Fix your pet and tie
up those loose ends.
Tie up those loose ends
and fix your pet.
No ands, ifs or butts
about it, I'm neutered!
The end is near, neuter it!
We're bringing up the rear.
The tail is happier
if the end is neutered.
The end has a happier tail
if it is neutered.
In the end you'll be
happier if you neuter.
Get off my tail, I'm neutered!
Back OFF! I'm neutered!
If your pet won't wear a condom,
get him FIXED!
Every intact pet should
have a condom minimum.
Go off on a tangent, but
please, don't have a ball
It's a fowl week,
free neuters with every goose!
Computer mice are half-neutered.
Inaugural Balls &
Political Animals:
Neuter Rush!
Hillary is pro-neuter!
If his father had been
properly neutered,
we wouldn't have
had any Gore!
We've got enough nuts in Congress and the Senate, sterilize the bunch!
Latin & Such:
In neuter we trust.
Jesus Saves! We Neuter!
Live long and neuter!
Go forth & neuter!
I came, I saw, I neutered.
Let the choir sing!
We alter boys,
we alter girls.
Hysterectomus Necessarious!
El Neutero Uno!
Neuterus et al
Semper Neuterus
Neuterus PerPETua
Did you hear about the
Catholic Australian Shepherd?
He was an alterboy!
Practice Neuteronomy!
Pardon the cliche':
Neuter or get off the pot.
When in doubt neuter.
(If you know it all,
you've already neutered!)
A stitch in time saves
hundreds of thousands.
Keep on neuterin'
If wishes were horses,
mine would be a gelding.
If it ain't neutered FIX IT.
We neuter, that's the naked truth!
All's well that ends neutered.
Grin & neuter it!
You can lead a horse to water,
but a cat should be neutered!
Neuter is the best medicine.
Dollars to dog nuts.
Tis better to have neutered than to nut.
Neuter and take notes:
Spaytionary & Neutpads
We FART Around:
Fixed Animal Rapid Transit
States that are pro-neuter:
Neut York, Neut Hampshire, Neut England,
Neut Mexico, Neut Orleans, and TeXass.
Actors & others for neuter:
Spay West, Bobbed Barker, Brad Pittless, Sissy Spaycheck,
Paul Neut-man, Wayne Neut-on, David Spayed, and Lorenna Bobbett.
Singers who didn't handle
being neutered very gracefully:
Wailing Jennings
Bo knows, don't diddly around. Neuter!!
Hopalong Cassidy was neutered. (That's why he hopped along. Eunuch said.)
AutoMotives to neuter:
NEON: Neuter Every Obnoxious Nitwit!
GMC: Gonads Mean Castration!
NISSAN: Nifty Individuals
Start Spaying & Neutering (AlterMa!)
FORD: Fix Obnoxious Republicans & Democrats!
NASCAR: Neuter All Stud Cats And Rovers.
Or,
Now Alter, Spay, Castrate Animals Rears!
The Lean, Mean, Neutering Machine!
Race to stop the killing!
Winners neuter.
Want a hot rod? Visit OUR chop shop!
If you're behind me, cross your legs!
Pass me and I'll cut you off!
Online Service Providers & such:
YAHOO: Yahoo neuter are so much smarter than Yahoo don't!
AOL: It's better to be neutered & AOL than intact and SOL!
PRODIGY: Prodigies neuter!
HOTMAIL: Fix your pet before your HOTMAIL gets screwed!
Food & Beverages:
I can't believe it's not neutered!
Captain Crunch was a Cereal Neuterer.
PEPSI: Please Every Person Spay it!
MOUNTAIN DEW: Neuter, just DEW it!
Served up at The Castration Cafe: Coffee, Spay or Neuter?
Sweet Reasons to Neuter:
Don't be a sucker and let those litters pop!
Smarties neuter, dummies don't.
Life Savers Neuter!
Dolly Madison has a sterile kitchen
Betty Crocker has a sterile kitchen
The smart cookie is the
one without the nuts.
Product Slogans & Advertising Campaigns:
Just say No kill!
Look smart, feel smart,
BE SMART, neuter your pets! or:
Look smart, feel smart,
BE SMART, neuter! the tart!
Neuter. Don't let them
leave home without it!
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Friends don't let friends have litters.
Neutered pets make the best friends.
To the plop,plop, fizz, fizz tune - Snip, snip, clip, clip,
oh what a relief it is....to alter your pets!
or Chop, chop, fix, fix,
oh what a relief it is!
Things go better with neuter!
Obey your veterinarian!
Neuter, just DO IT!
Just Do It....alter your pets!"
Real men love AND neuter their pets!
Smokey says: Only YOU can prevent litters!
Movies & Entertainment:
Balls Up!
Bottoms Up!
Buttageddon
The Man Who Neut Too Much
Neutorius
The Neuterizer.
NEUTZILLA!
The Sterilizer.
Born to Die
Gone in Sixty Seconds (quick neuter!)
Cents & Sensibility, ( neuter is wise!)
Gotcha!
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
A Few Good Neuters
War is Menstrual Envy (Peace is a spay!)
They Call Me Macho Woman
Spays Among Us
American Strays (are in a FIX!)
The Truth About Dogs and Cats
Romeo Must Die (at the Shelter)
Urban Menace (Pet Overpopulation is an)
Much ado about neutering
The Lone Rear-Arranger
The neuterteers!
They spayvangelists
Spaychic Neutwork (Psychic Network)
Blade! Staring: Wesley Swipes
A few good neuters!
Catstellation ideas:
In the Constellation of Life, my vet is the Big Snipper!
Puppis Neuteris
Canes Venatici Castrati
Neuteris Canes Venatici
Neuteris Major Canis
Neuteris Minor Canis
Neuterum Scutum
2001 A Spays Odyssey
If we planet right!
Don't be lost in space, NYP
Get rid of those Clingons forever!
Spayship Neuterprise
Star Trek theme:
Faren - You'd be faren so much better if you neutered
humanoid life (& responsible pet ownership)
Duet - Be sure your duet can't do it!
Winn - If we clone Winn, it's a Winn, Winn situation. If we clone & neuter Winn it's a Winn, Winn, Winn situation.
Borum - We don't want to Borum, but get ready for the lecture!
Admiral Chekote - "Get Chekote and get Chehat, we're gonna' neuter that damn cat!"
Starfleet - Free Starfleet Enema with every neuter!
Krim - Krim iny will you please neuter??
Bajoran Officer - A Bajoran of people neuter.
TKar - Get TKat in TKar and to the vet.
Verad - Feeling a Verad of emotions about litters
Trill - Know the Trill of No Kill!
Deela - We'll make you a deela, you neuter weela leave you alone!
Asha - Don't make an Asha yerself, neuter your pets
Jomat Luson - There's a Luson to be learned here, NYP.
Prometheus - If your pet won't wear a Prometheus, get him neutered!
Dulmer - Dumb and Dulmer, neuter your pets
Tamoon - We're gonna shoot yo Tamoon if you don't neuter.
Toscat - If the cat ain't fixed, Toscat out window! (unfortunate, that too many idiots would take this
literally!)
QUARK - Quick U Alter, Remove Klingons!
Badlands - The place where Toscats breed.
Demilitarized zone - DeMachoized zone
Capitan Picard Locustus of Borg (LowCutUs of Borg)
Aphasia Victim - What happens when there are too many astropets.
Bashir - Don't be a Bashir, neuter your pets
The Nagus - Yes, you get the 'Nagus' until you listen!
Tribbles are trouble when they aren't sterile!
Cut the crap, carpe de' uterus!
My other ball is at the vet! (idea for antenna ball)
Follow the bouncing ball to your vet (idea for antenna ball)
Neuter is a cure
This is a process of eliminating ovaries.
Fix your pets so it won't be at loose ends.
Neuter, it's the best laid scheme.
The bigger they are, the easier they neuter
A neuter a day keeps the euthanasia away.
My cat got neutered & all I got was this stupid T-Shirt
Don't wait til she's over the first hump to get her fixed.
How many pets do we have to put to sleep before people wake up?
Scalpel envy
Castration frustration
Let your pet be a pet and not a puppy or kitten factory!
Contraceptively yours
Pro-Life means prevention
Neutereally yours
May the only balls your pet has be the ones he fetches.
Has your dog got the balls to be neutered?
Neuter or did I?
Only my hairdresser knows for sure
Famous spay neuter
lines & movies:
Go ahead, make mine spayed!
Spay, the final frontier.
Long spay the Queen!!
Out Damned ovary!
Damn the Testicles
Full castrations ahead!
Commercials:
Fly Uneutered Hair Lines!
Something spaycial in the air!
We aren't fly by night but we do chopper two!
Songs:
The Downtown Cutter's Ball.
It's Now or Neuter.
Deck the Halls with Balls of Collies!
The Neuter Cheer:
RAH! RAH! RAH!
SISS, BOOM, BAH!
GO NADS!
Spay & Neuter:
(sung to the tune of "Love & Marriage")
Spay & neuter, spay & neuter.
Without their balls,
they're so much cuter!
This I tell you brother,
you can't have one
without the other!
What the world needs now is less testosterone, NEUTER Your PETS !
The Supremes Salute to The Neuteress:
CHOP!! In the name of love
Before he humps your leg
Neuter Rover
Salute The Neuteress:
Worked the early shift at the shelter
Fifty critters locked in a pen
The man on his Mac
Says we're fast losing track
You know it must be summer again
Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can get
Why don't everybody
Spay and neuter their pets
Thanks to the Creative Genius of Peggy Terl... Furryfolks.com
Health & Other:
Testicular cancer doesn't tickle.
Would your best friend WANT testicular cancer, given the choice? Talk to
your pup about it!
Cruel isn't Cool!
Heartworms are not heartwarming!
Don't let heartworms worm their way into your pet's heart!
Free worms with every flea!
Pets indoors, pets ALIVE!
Adopt for life. Your's and theirs!
You're going to get it in the end!
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